Pardon My French! 20 French Curse Words that are NSFW (2024)

Aside from the fact that swearing is an everyday habit for a lot of people and has been reported to reduce stress and pain levels, some moments are just so horrible that they can only be fully expressed by a swear word or two (or more).

Learning how to curse in French will also allow you to mask your obscenities and even make them sound more elegant than their actual meaning. That was why the phrase “pardon my French” was invented in the first place. Besides, it’s not just a matter of being able to say these words yourself – it’s only fair that you should know when someone is cursing you out in French, too!

Take this short clip from The Matrix for example where the character simply known as The Merovingian was extolling the virtues of cursing in French.

Before we drop the merde bombs all over this article, remember that this post is intended only for those who are not easily offended and can tolerate hearing (or reading) some offensive terms every now and then. Otherwise, please turn back now while it’s still safe or you can check out these funny idioms instead.

How this list works

The French swear words listed here are divided into two levels.

Level 1 French curse words: Swear words that are somewhat acceptable for use around selected people. Some of it can be pretty offensive. You can, however, use these jokingly among your good friends.

Level 2 French curse words:Extremely vulgar and offensive; the type that you need to hide your kids, wife, and husband from, because these aren’t your regular insults. Use very sparingly with extreme caution and only in the right context and situation.

Now that I have said all the possible disclaimers I can say: let’s start, shall we?

Level 1. Beginner-level curse words

1. Merde - sh*t

Hands down the most popular French swear word, this one is pretty common. In "Les Miserables," one of Napoleon’s generals, a Frenchman named Cambronne,uttered a defiant “merde!” when his troops were outnumbered in Waterloo. And just like that, merde became known as le mot de Cambronne–the ultimate French curse word.

You can use it on its own, for when you’re exasperated. For more feeling, the French sometimes say “merde alors.”

Just like how English speakers use the expression “sh*t,” merde can appear in different usages.

2. Zut alors or zut! - darn / shoot.

Zut which is more common than the old-fashioned “zut alors” is actually just a very polite way to say merde. It’s like saying “shucks” or “dang” to avoid swearing in front of people you shouldn’t swear in front of. So feel free to use this one as it won’t get you into any trouble at all.

3. Oh la vache! - holy cow! (literally, "oh the cow!")

What’s the cow got to do with it, you say? No one knows or cares, especially since no cows were harmed in the making of this expression. You can exclaim “oh la vache!” the way you use holy cow – as a form of disbelief, surprise, shock, pain, and similar instances.

4. Mon dieu!- my God!

Another popular one, you can use this to express shock or anger over something.

5. Putain! - f*ck! (literally means “whor*” but works the same as “f*ck”)

Putain is essentially a very harsh and impolite way to call someone a whor*, but it can be used in the same manner as you would use "f*ck" in English. You can start your sentence with it, add it towards the end or use it as different parts of speech; it’s pretty flexible.

You can even combine it with merde and say "putain de merde!" ("f*cking sh*t" or literally “whor* of sh*t”) for maximum impact. Just make sure you know when it’s socially acceptable to do so (very rarely and only among friends).

6. fais chier / ça me fait chier - That pisses me off.

While the translation may seem harmless to you, this expression is actually more insulting than it sounds. So use only when you’re really, extremely pissed off.

7. ça me saoûle - That annoys me. (literally “it gets me drunk”)

Another way to exclaim to the world how annoyed you are is to scream "ça me saoûle"–with feelings. Although commonly used by teens, this expression doesn’t have an age limit, so anyone beyond their teens can use it to express how annoyingly awful a situation is.

8. Bon sang!- Good grief!

An old fashioned way to say something similar to “good grief!”, “good heavens!”, or “for heaven’s sake!” You’ll hear this uttered by angry grandfolks who are exasperated with the young ones.

9. Je m’en fous - I don’t give a f*ck.

This also means the same thing as “I don’t give a sh*t” or “I don’t give a damn,” but basically more vulgar.

10. C’est naze - It sucks.

Naze is basically “zero” but could also mean “useless” depending on the context. For example, “pauvre naze” is said about a useless person, and you can also say “je suis naze” when you’re super tired. For purposes of swearing, you can say “c’est naze” to say something is sh*tty or it sucks big time.

11. Cul - ass

Cul is pretty flexible and can be used on its own or creatively in a number of ways. Like when you’re fed up (j'en ai ral le cul) or you want someone to suck it up and stop complaining (tu l’as dans le cul) plus various other situations.

12. Dégage! -Piss off!

This one is quite self-explanatory. You say this when looking at someone’s face bugs you big time and you just want him (or her) gone from your sight.

13. Connard/Connasse/Con - asshole/b*tch

You can be sure that the translation for these words refer to some vulgar body parts and name-calling. But it could also be used to mean idiot. Other usage of con are “c’est con” (that’s dumb/idiotic), “gros con” (a big idiot) or “t’es con” (you’re an idiot).

14. C’est des conneries! - This is bullsh*t!

This one is related to the previous entry (number 13) and can be used in about the same way as “this is bullsh*t.” If you feel that the situation you’re in feels like a load of sh*t, feel free to pull out this expression and mutter it (silently) to yourself.

15. Branleur - wanker

Similar to crétin (cretin) or imbécile (fool), this is one of those things you say when you really need to do some name-calling. Again, use with caution.

Level 2. Extreme-level French swear words

If you know you are going to get offended but you’re still here reading this part, please leave now and check out my podcast, perhaps?

Now, I want you to understand that by sharing these terms with you, I am trusting you to be wise enough to reserve these for moments when nothing less than extreme profanity would do. This part here is virtually cordoned off with virtual glass which you should only break during emergencies. Warning: this is not for the faint of heart!

16. Salope / salaud - c*nt / bastard

Salope can be translated to something along the lines of “c*nt,” while salaud is its masculine counterpart.

17. Casse-toi! - F*ck off!

More like a rude version of “get lost” or “bugger off," this expression became controversial in recent years when it was uttered by no less than French President Sarkozy at a citizen who declined his handshake. If it can get a president in hot water, it sure can get you in trouble, too – especially when used with other swear words like con.

18. Fils de pute - son of a bitch/whor*

There can never be a graceful way of calling someone’s mother some awful names, so this one ranks high in the list of obscenities.

19. Ta gueule - shut up (STFU)

Shut up may not seem like a very offensive thing to say but trust me, its French counterpart is very much so. You can even kick it up a notch and say “ferme ta gueule!” which works in the same manner as “shut the f*ck up”...on steroids.

20. Nique ta mere! - F*ck your mother!

Ta mère is “your mom.” And nique is a really vulgar verb, so put two and two together and you get the mothership of vulgar cuss words. ’Nuff said.

Conclusion

French curse words and swearing in French in general, can be difficult to pull off. Not only do you need to be extra cautious not to offend anyone if you don't mean to, you also have to use it in exactly the right context. Plus there are the cultural differences and taboos you have to consider.

That’s why in our French Vocabulary Mastery Course, we’ve made sure that you’ll know if you should be using a colloquial term.

The slang terms and expressions are marked with special annotations to let you know if a term is popular and can be used any time, or if it’s offensive and to be used selectively. It comes with audio for pronunciation help, too!

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“Sacrébleu” is probably the most stereotypical swear word people use when trying to sound French, and it’s often spelled wrong as "sacre bleu". But you won’t hear French natives say this anymore; only foreigners use this nowadays. The original word is sacré Dieu or “sacred God” which was considered blasphemous, so it eventually became sacrébleu.

Do you have any other French swear words you would like to add? Let me know in the comments section.